How To Fight Like A Celebrity!

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From the Urban Daily
: Have you ever noticed that celebrities always have beef, but never actually fight? We have witnessed celebrities refer to their enemy as "ugly, homosexual, a Tae-Bo h*e, negro, rat," and other unmentionable things but nothing too physical ever happens(unless your 50 Cent and get shot).

There are 3 moves that you need (yup- only 3) to be a master fighter in "celebrity land." I'll even break them down for you:

Move #1- The Drink Throw

Cat Fight!

You don't need to know how to fight but you do need to know how to order water( anything else would just be ridiculous). Here's what you do:

- Invite your enemy to a sit down brunch.
- When the waiter comes by, order two drinks, one to throw and one to actually drink (stay hydrated).
- Wait until you have gotten into a heated argument, then grasp the cup in your hand, aim, draw back, and release with force.

Example: Evelyn From The Basketball Wives:

See the Other 2 Celebrity Fighting Strategies @ The Urban Daily

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