Live from my bedroom in Harlem, Everybody Hates Marcus will be blogging live about the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards.

9:00PM - "It's Britney, Bitch" It's called weight loss, bitch. She's a little chunky around the stomach to be wearing that outfit.

9:01 - The look on Diddy's face was one of you could can be my white Kate Moss tonight. You know Diddy likes the YTs now that he broke up with Kim Porter.

9:03 - Clearly out of breath, Brit Brit completed her performance without falling on her face. This should be considered a win for her.

9:06 - I just choked on my taco when Sarah Silverman made those Vagina lips with her mouth. Why is she so weird?

9:08 - "Jews are like snowflakes" I don't like where this routine is heading....

9:10 - Alicia looking good as well. She's the woman of a 1,000 styles. Every time you see her, she looks different.

9:12 - Why are there like 25 different songs up for this single of the year competition?

9:13 - Somewhere Beyonce is cursing to herself that Rihanna won. Bad enough she ran up all in her man (Oops, did I say that out loud?) but now she taking home awards.

9:15 - Can someone tell me what exactly is a black Kate Moss? I mean, I know the white Kate Moss (sniff, sniff) but I'm clueless when it comes to a black version of her.

9:22 - I'm missing the Giants vs. Cowboys for this mess....

9:23 - So much for those rumors about J-Hud being pregnant...

9:25 - This is clearly the award show for those who have ADHD. I can't keep track of what's going on or who is even performing.



9:28 - Commercial break means I can check the football score. 10-6, Cowgirls. Make that 17-6, Cowgirls. Romo to Witten for a touchdown.

9:31 - What happened to the days of the six minute MTV commercial breaks? The show is back already and I'm missing a good group, the Foo Fighters.

9:33 - Uh oh. Kanye v. Fiddy. Wow, Ye is short.

9:34 - Beyonce is POPPING out of her outfit. Goodness.

9:36 - "God I f***** hate Daniele. Can't f***** stand her," is the text message I got from my best friend about Big Brother. Another show I could have been watching.....

9:40 - Fourth meal, Taco Bell? Really? And wonder why the country has a problem with obesity. Three meals is clearly not enough anymore.

9:42 - I feel cheated. That was 45 seconds of a T.I. song and that is advertised as a live performance.

9:43 - I heart Rosario Dawson. That is all.

9:44 - As much as I love to hate, I can't say a bad thing about Chris (did he just make it rain?) Brown. The kid is on top of his game.

9:46 - Everyone sing along: "Ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh."

9:48 - And this is where Chris Brown crosses the line. Leave the Michael Jackson for the King of Pop. He has done did it now!

9:54 - Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou. I hate myself for liking that song by Soulja Boy.

9:56 - "Like, OMG, it's the stars from 'The Hills.'" I was practicing my Cali speak in preparation for a trip back home this week.

9:57 - "The VMA's are a waste of my life this year" - My friend Janeita just texted me with that bit of info. I'm glad it's not just me!

9:58 - Are we sure Timbaland is not in the middle of a HGH investigation. He's clearly jacked up on 'roids.

9:59 - "Play more videos MTV." Let me translate for JT: Play more videos = more money for JT.

10:02 - Can Al Gore come out again and raise more awareness for Global Warming? There is no reason for it to be 80 degrees this late at night in the middle of September.

10:04 - The man coming for that #1 spot, 50 Cent, is performing Ayo Technology with JT. I don't care what nobody says, I like the Curtis album.

10:05 - If you add a "Y" in front of Ayo, you get Yayo. As in Tony Yayo. I'm just saying....

10:08 - Who has the better rack? Beyonce or Pamela Anderson?

10:11- Why did Kanye feel the need to put T-Pain on this track? He lost so many cool points off Graduation for that move.

10:13 - "I thought this was the Teen Nick awards" - my roommate Darren Sands

10:17 - What is Lil Wayne doing with Fall Out Boy?

10:18 - Emo meets Hip-Hop. Wayne just elbowed Pete Wentz in the back of the head on accident. Ouch, you know those emos are sensitive!

10:19 - Timbaland is scaring me. All this yelling and what not are classic signs of roid rage....

10:20 - If you are open to new things, go grab that new Linkin Park CD. It's really good.

10:23 - 37 minutes until I have my life back again...

10:24 - Back to buying CD's, also pick up the White Stripes CD as well....

10:26 - And if you are REALLY open to all types of music, buy the new Serj Tankian CD. And no, that's not Borat performing, he's the lead singer of System of a Down.

10:29 - Mike Vick wouldn't approve of this Chevy commercial with the dog licking the person's foot.

10:31 - It's Rihanna's turn to perform with Fall Out Boy...

10:32 - ....in the meantime, time for an emo joke: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three: One to replace it and two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

10:33 - I'm not really feeling the headband, Alicia.

10:34 - "You think the headband is holding the hair on?" Touche, Monica, touche.

1036: - More Alicia hate: "Bootsy Collins called, he wants his boots back"

10:38 - Common is one cool dude, no homo.

10:43 - If you are ever in Vegas and want to impress a woman, take her on the Gondola Rides at The Venetian hotel. Trust me, fellas.

10:44 - What in the hell is Jamie Foxx wearing? Who told him that smedium jacket was hot?

10:47 - Jamie, shutdafuccup.

10:48 - This is what you would call the white folks shuck and jive. Miss South Carolina clearly needs attention before she starts doing porn.

10:56 - I just threw up a "W" for Dr. Dre - about time he gets some love. Everyday is indeed Dre Day!

10:57 - Dr. Dre is Timbaland's HGH provider, he's swoll too! Shit, can I have some guys!

10:59 - Burn, Beyonce, burn! Rihanna won Video of the Year. Muhahahahaha

11:05 - In case you missed it, Diddy and his crew will be on the 32nd floor of the Palms Hotel and Casino.

11:09 - Timbaland and Timberlake are the new Ebony and Ivory of pop music. Enough already!

11:11 - The show only ran 11 minutes over the scheduled time. Now, what's the over/under on someone getting shot in the leg tonight in Vegas?