So I'm going to try again.
My relationship for Tyra Banks can be described as a hate-hate relationship.
'The Tyra Banks Show,' while highly successful in the ratings, has to be easily the most annoying, pointless, it's all about me (as in Tyra) talk show on the air.
Once again, I have the clips to back it up!
Enjoy, and I look forward to reading the "Death to Marcus" comments.
And Tyra, if you read this, have your people call my people and book me for your awful show.
You're welcome.
5. Tyra's Tips: How to Look Slimmer
Doesn't this whole tip go against Tyra's views about being happy with her body image? She made a big stink over those less then flattering photos of her and told folks to kiss her fat ass, but is giving tips in order to hide that fat ass? I don't get it.
4. Tyra's Secret Toilet Tip
OK, just eww! It took you all these years to realize that if you're squatting that maybe your panties aren't around your ankles and away from the toilet seat? Thank you Tyra for pointing out that great observations. Women's panties across the world thank you for saving them for that dribble of urine left on the toilet seat.
3. Tyra and the Playdo Dookie
Do you notice a pattern yet? Another bathroom related topic, but this time it involves making No. 2, not No.1. Dookie?!? What are you, 11? FYI, I don't need to know that you release small "dookie" balls when you use the bathroom, Tyra.
2. Tyra Banks Feels Katharine McPhee's Breasts
This is not the only time Tyra has grabbed on a woman's breasts. Remember the Rosie O'Donnell cop-a-feel? Who knows what the deal is behind the fascination with the breasts but keep your hands to yourself next time -- or touch your own.
1. Tyra Falls Over!
Hands down, the best clip from the 'Tyra Banks Show' in the last eight months or so, is Tyra falling out of her chair at the sight of this furry little creature. Mind you the porcupine is just chillin' on the table, minding its business, while Tyra is tumbling out of her seat. If you're that scared of animals, how about you not schedule them for your show? But that's right, you have to find a way to steal the spotlight from the poor porcupine and make it all about you.
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By: Traci Thomas on 3/09/2008 11:07PM
I AGREE******************************************************************************************
Most black men are ALLIGATOR HATERS! When they see a successful black woman, the CLAWS come out! I am a 42 year old free woman: Harvard student, own business, no children, own car, network, and FREE!!!!! Guess what? GET OVER IT!
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By: Joy on 6/01/2008 6:59PM
I completely agree with your observations about Ms. Banks.
EVERYTHING is ALL about Tyra! I think some of her topics are interesting as are some of her guests but I cannot tolerate HER! She interrupts them so much that I want to bitch slap her. She brings every single topic back to Tyra as though all roads lead there!
It's regrettable because sometimes she does try to do good for the world like when she does shows about being careful about leaving your drink unaccompanied or shows about child molesters. But her annoying personality doesn't outweight either her beauty or her guests. :(
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By: niquisha on 6/29/2008 8:20PM
yes this guy is prob gay but leave him alone...u guys have no life if u actually reading this page and taking offense to HIS opinion.......( yes that means i dont have a life either...but at least im not takin offense to all this)
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By: jenni on 7/21/2008 7:18PM
No hold up. You need to go! You obvioulsy care about tyra enough to be posting stuff about her so you need to stfu.
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By: anonymous on 7/23/2008 10:26PM
Yes, everybody does hate Marcus. GO LIVE YOUR ON DAMN LIFE THE WAY YOU WANT AND STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHERS, LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT CRAP. YOU GOT PROBLEMS.
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By: Rachell on 7/28/2008 11:27PM
Tyra is annoying! She consider's her self a journalist. I think not! Marcus I agree with you!
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By: Ana on 10/28/2008 2:17PM
Tyra Banks is the most arrogant human being alive. Her main objective is always selfish, no matter how she tried to cover it up. She is totally an Oprah "wanna be". I do not like any of her shows, she is so impressed by her own achievements that she doesn't truly embrace what she could be doing for others. She down talks to "ordinary" people on her show by being condescending, she ridicules her guests by making them feel bad for their own decisions. Granted, some of their decisions are wrong, she should judge and belittle these people, she invited them on her show and she should have an objective, un bias opinion. She's just interviewing these people, not counseling.
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By: IluvTyra on 11/24/2008 9:20PM
U R GAY!!
Tyra is awesome, you are hating, and I think you really do want to go on her show, but she would never let a wish-i-was-famous hater like you on. Nobody gives a damn about your opinion, Tyra is wonderful, and everyone else but you knows that.
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By: IluvTyra on 11/24/2008 9:25PM
Marcus, U R Gay!!
Tyra is a wonderful, beautiful independent black woman, who is way more famous than you will ever be. I think you are jealous because you would never be welcome on her show because she would rather invite a porcupine than a jealous, ugly, hater like yourself.
She is uber successful, and you will never be, get off her jock and get on with your pathetic life.
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By: jake on 3/12/2009 8:40PM
Tyra Banks is a shallow, talentless dumb whore. She's famous because she's tall, thin, and pretty. Those are not talents do you people understand that? None of her money, fame, or influence comes from the quality of her opinions or the degree of her intelligence, she was born beautiful and became rich and famous because of that and no other reason. Do you honestly think that makes her a good black role model?? Oprah is a great black role model, Barak Obama, or Aaron MacGruder even! A role model is supposed to be succesful because of their drive and hard work! If you're saying Tyra Banks is a role model then you're basically telling kids that unless they're born beautiful their lives will suck. Keep up the good work Marcus, hopefully less stupid people will start reading your blog.
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